fureni:

LMFAO

one day I’ll find time to finish this!

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ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

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sharkodactyl:

Attention: Tumblr user thereforebucket is officially the cutest and has written me this adorable tsundere Scourge Sisters thing. God bless you, friend Bucket. You are amazing.

Fandom: Homestuck

Pairing: Scourge Sisters

Rated: T

A/N: Homestuck Superhero AU where trolls and humans coexist on Earth. Terezi Pyrope is Redglare, a superhero bringing her blind justice to the streets. Vriska Serket is Mindfang, a supervillain wreaking havoc wherever she can spin her web. Once, they were the Scourge Sisters, a manipulative bounty hunter duo feared by all, but now they are nemeses…or are they?

Written for sharkodactyl, since she writes for us all the time and expects very little in return.

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mianaya:

nothingcouldeverreplaceyou:

Although this may seem funny, it is one of the most realistic things I’ve ever heard. Brittany is exactly that. Exactly the "world’s foremost expert in the field of Santana Lopez". She was the one and only person who was there for her when she needed someone. She has always been the person that understood her like nobody else. The only person that really believed in her. The only one who knew how to love her, when everything she needed was to be loved for who she was, not for who she was pretending to be. Brittany was the only one who saw through her walls, who tore all of them down. She was the one who, instead of seeing the outside like every one else, decided to see her inside. Instead of seeing the angry, bad person Santana was presenting to the world, she saw the sad and hurt girl who was suffering in the inside because of things she couldn’t control. And despite of the mess that Santana Lopez was, Brittany Pierce could never leave her side. Because that’s what soulmates do. Be there for the other one. Love and support the love of your life through everything.

That’s what they are. And that’s what they will always be. PROUDLY SO.


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sansasnarky:

when a fandom’s most popular ship is a lesbian one

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sif week, day seven: free-for-all

a showcase in snark starring the lady sif

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paperseverywhere:

kanayaisntaclassyalienlesbianvampire.png

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lamescapes:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sky like this before and it’s incredible

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OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • DOCTORS AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU
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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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